Hi! I do believe it is now time for the next Hogbae Holler…… STRAP IN and SHUT UP!
I’m just kidding. You can be as loud as you want here on the internet.
Anyway it has been quite a holiday season huh? 2023? What’s next, a MILLION?
Ted’s Predictions for 2023
These things will certainly be IN in 2023:
Clothing
New smells
Short internet videos
Trimming plants
Carbonated beverages
Psilocybin
Cold beets
Jewish delis
Things that are 3D
Things starting to look like milk and clay
Flossing (teeth)
Earplugs at concerts
Here are things that will certainly be OUT in 2023:
Binaural beats
Cooked beets
Old smells
Mold and mildew
Eating animal meat
Being cold (temperature)
Being hot (temperature)
Being mean
Excessive bread
Working at a job you don’t like
Paper checks
Yolo swag
Throwing up
I have it on really good authority that this will all come true, as well as your dreams.
PIT - PIT EP
I mentioned this in the previous issue, and now it is released! Listen here! A fantastic Michigan sludgy hardcore EP if I do say so myself. Check out @pitmichigan on Instagram for more info.
Also, our good friend Jeremy (@jeremyinpost on Insta) made an amazing video for the song “Teeth” off this EP. Watch it here!
I love it all!!!!
Some Haikus
Cars, some go so fast
Today I saw car in bush
That car went too fast
Cleo, big loud cat
Amazing how loud she is
Very loud baby
Paper checks — oh yuck!
Vestiges of acrid past
Actually, fine
Guitar music — nice!
Sounds so good if you like it
If not, that’s fine too
Pix from LA
I went to Los Angeles over New Years to visit some of my fantastic friends and it was great! On the plane to LA, a mom was confused because her son was sitting in orange juice for half the flight. I was confused too. Orange juice sitting: 2023 trend? Anyway here are some pictures I took on the trip.
Raincraft Creative
I decided to start my own web design company called Raincraft Creative. I’ve been busy registering the business and getting the finances in order, etc, and I’m starting my first client project next week. If you or anyone you know needs a website or web consulting, please let me know! There will certainly be a Friend of Ted Discount involved 😏
The Playlist
Idk I have mostly just been listening to shoegaze but here is some of that with some other stuff!
Cleo’s Corner
Cleo was weirded out when I was on my trip and now she is so happy that I’m back. Figures!
Now… go about your soft Friday / weekend… do not let me disturb your tender way of life! Unless…😏